Simbata de tot risu’

  toon-1077This got the whole of Sydney laughing….
Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks heard this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney .
The DJs play a game called ‘Mate Match’. The DJ calls someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers ‘yes’, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.
The Harbour City dropped to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you’ve heard yet .
Anyway, here’s how it all went down:

DJ: ‘Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of ‘Mate Match’?’
Contestant: (laughing) ‘Yes, I have.’
DJ: ‘Great! Then you know we’re giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.’
Contestant: ‘Brian.’
DJ: ‘Brian, are you married or what?’
Brian: (laughing nervously) ‘Yes, I am married.’
DJ: ‘Thank you. Now, what is your wife’s name? First only please.’
Brian: ‘Sara.’
DJ: ‘Is Sara at work, Brian?’
Brian: ‘She is gonna kill me.’
DJ: ‘Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?’
Brian: (laughing) ‘Yes, she’s at work.’
DJ: ‘Okay, first question – when was the last time you had s*x?’
Brian: ‘About 8 o’clock this morning.’
DJ: ‘Atta boy, Brian.’
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) ‘Well…’
DJ: ‘Question #2 – How long did it last?’
Brian: ‘About 10 minutes.’
DJ: ‘Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn’t at stake.’
Brian: ‘Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.’
DJ: ‘Okay. Final question. Where did you have s*x at 8 o’clock this morning?
Brian: (laughing hard) ‘I, ummm, I, well…’
DJ: ‘This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?’
Brian: ‘Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks…’
DJ: ‘Uh huh…’
Brian: ‘…and the mother-in-law was in the shower at the time.’
DJ: ‘Atta boy, Brian.’
Brian: ‘On the kitchen table.’
DJ: ‘Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I’ve done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife’s work number and call her up. You listen to this.’

…..[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]

DJ: ‘Okay audience; let’s call Sarah, shall we?’ (Touch tones……ringing…)
Clerk: ‘Kinkos.’
DJ: ‘Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?’
Clerk: ‘This is she.’
DJ: ‘Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I’ve been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.’
Sarah: (laughing) ‘A couple of hours?’
DJ: ‘Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any..answers away or you’ll lose. Sooooooo… Do you know the rules of ‘Mate Match’?’
Sarah: ‘No.’
DJ: ‘Good!’
Brian: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing) ‘Brian, what the hell are you up to?’
Brian: (laughing) ‘Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest..’
DJ: ‘Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian’s answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
Sarah: (laughing) ‘Yes.’
DJ: ‘All right. When did you last have s*x, Sarah?’
Sarah: ‘Oh God, Brian….uh, this morning before Brian went to work.’
DJ: ‘What time?’
Sarah: ‘Around 8 this morning.’
DJ: ‘Very good. Next question. How long did it last?’
Sarah: ’12, 15 minutes maybe.’
DJ: ‘Hmmmm. That’s close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We’ve got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?’
Sarah: (laughing) ‘Yes.’
DJ: ‘Where did you have it?’
Sarah: ‘OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn’t tell them that did you?’
Brian: ‘Just tell him, honey.’
DJ: ‘What is bothering you so much, Sarah?’
Sarah: ‘Well…’
DJ: Come on Sarah…..where did you have it?
Sarah: ‘Up the arse…..’

They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have a heart attack , he could not stop laughing. Apparently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just after this conversation , for minor traffic collisions.


Pentru ca engleza si tematica  materialului de fata sa se incadreze mai la fix in nealcosa Happy Weekend (gazduita de Elly) si  incununindu-se astfel(aka impaunindu-se) cu ‘succesuri’ fel de fel, un ghid de caricatura semnata de Randy Glasbergen e esential a se posta…












Alte Happy Weekend aci de fata:

1). Pregatiri pentru surprindere

2). De la Tudorita citire

5 păreri la “Simbata de tot risu’

  1. :)) E o emisiune adevarata? Nu prea pare o gluma. Raspunsul Sarei te lasa cu gura cascata. De ras. :))
    Cred ca e reala fiindca mi se pare ca si Buzdugan a facut o farsa (care acum cred ca a fost aranjata) cu acesta tema.
    Uite ca, foarte intrigata de potrivire, am dat o cautare. De mult banuiam ca unele dintre celebrele farse sunt doar niste aranjamente. Iata ce am gasit:
    Inca din 2005 exista aceasta banuiala… Nu m-am gandit atunci sa caut… hmm…. 😉
    Multumesc! Ma bucur ca am facut si pe detectivul cu ocazia aceasta :))

    Iti doresc o duminica placuta in continuare! 🙂


    • 😀 mai, eu stiu ca e o emisiune adevarata! Acum, habar n-am daca australienii au mintit au ba! Insa….am ris la prima citire fara sa ma pot opri! Pur si simplu gura mi se inclestase intr-un rictus, ca zimbet nu mai era. N-am mai avut curiozitatea detectivistica pentru ca am luat-o ca pe-o gluma al naibii de buna si care poate fi perfect ancorata in realitatea de cuplu!


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